#Ruler vs Pistol
Dad: Why there is bruise on your forehead?
Schoolgirl: My teacher knocked my head with his ruler, Dad.
Dad: Why your teacher knocked you with ruler?
Schoolgirl: I just misspell, Dad. I spelled PEKELDAI instead of PEKEDAI.
Dad: Never mind. I'll talk to your teacher tommorrow
The next day
Dad: Don't you ever knock my daughter's head with your ruler
or i'll knock your head with my pistol !!
Click here if you want to read this news